The Sound Archive

Sounds from The Simpson's

Fox hit gold in 1989 when The Simpson's had their debut. Twenty years later the animated sitcom has become an American classic. Click on your favorite characters below to hear sound wav files of each.

Homer Simpson

1. "When I was 17, I drank some very good beer." - | MP3 | WAV
2. "My balogna has a first name, it's H.O.M.E.R." - | MP3 | WAV
3. "I'll bash you good!" - | MP3 | WAV
4. "I want everyone to know, the is Ned Flanders." - | MP3 | WAV
5. "Boooring!" - | MP3 | WAV
6. "I am the Champions." - | MP3 | WAV
7. "You started smoking Dad?" - | MP3 | WAV
8. "Some people call me a Space cowboy." - | MP3 | WAV
9. "Crrraaaaappp!" - | MP3 | WAV
10. "I danced with a gay." - | MP3 | WAV
11. "Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpville." - | MP3 | WAV
12. Homer Simpson - "Dooooh!" | MP3 | WAV
13. "Yea, good things don't end in EUM." - | MP3 | WAV
14. "That kids got bosoms!" - | MP3 | WAV
15. "Mmmm, Beernuts." - | MP3 | WAV
16. "Mmmm, Burgers." - | MP3 | WAV
17. "Mmmm, Chocolate." - | MP3 | WAV
18. "Mmmm, Crumbled up cookie things." - | MP3 | WAV
19. "Mmmm, Urinal fresh." - | MP3 | WAV
20. "Mmmm, Organized crime." - | MP3 | WAV

Bart Simpson

1. "Got any 3's?" - | MP3 | WAV
2. "Damn, hell, ass, kings." - | MP3 | WAV
3. Bart Laugh - | MP3 | WAV
4. "You're damned if you do and damned if you don't." - | MP3 | WAV
5. "Where's you sense of humor, man?" - | MP3 | WAV
6. "Dear, God." - | MP3 | WAV
7. "Beans, beans, the magical fruit." - | MP3 | WAV
8. "TV, sucks." - | MP3 | WAV

Barney Gumble

1. Barney's Belch - | MP3 | WAV
2. "My name is Barney Gumble." - | MP3 | WAV
3. "Actually I'm supposed to be a Governor." - | MP3 | WAV
4. "WHOOOAAA, someone smells stinky." - | MP3 | WAV

Ralph Wiggum

1. "...I don't have a red crayon..." - | MP3 | WAV
2. "When the doctor said I didn't have worms..." - | MP3 | WAV
3. "Me, fail english. That's unpossible." | MP3 | WAV
4. "...keep my finger outa there." - | MP3 | WAV
5. "And with a flute up his nose..." - | MP3 | WAV
6. "How often do you brush Ralph?" - | MP3 | WAV
7. "Leave me alone." - | MP3 | WAV
8. "Hi Lisa..." - | MP3 | WAV
9. "...That's were I'm a viking." - | MP3 | WAV
10. "My neck hurts..." - | MP3 | WAV
11. "Daddy, these rubber pants are hot." - | MP3 | WAV
12. "My parents won't let me use scissors." - | MP3 | WAV
13. "I'm special." - | MP3 | WAV
14. "He was going to the bathroom." - | MP3 | WAV
15. "I bent my Wookie." - | MP3 | WAV
16. "My worm went in my mouth..." - | MP3 | WAV
17. "I ate my caps..." - | MP3 | WAV
18. "My cat's name is Mittens." - | MP3 | WAV

Chief Clancy Wiggum

1. "...this is 9-1-2." - | MP3 | WAV
2. "...you don't get your gun until..." - | MP3 | WAV
3. "Oh, no, have they set a date." - | MP3 | WAV
4. "Well you story is very compelling..." - | MP3 | WAV
5. "You have the right to remain silent..." - | MP3 | WAV
6. "Well, just get one of those inflatable women." - | MP3 | WAV
7. "Yeh, right an elephant..." - | MP3 | WAV
8. "...the special schools are all over him." - | MP3 | WAV

Moe Szyslak

1. "...muffled by your own butt." - | MP3 | WAV
2. "It's raining men..." - | MP3 | WAV
3. "Do you hold a gruge..." - | MP3 | WAV
4. "...hey, hey..." - | MP3 | WAV
5. Prank Calls - | MP3 | WAV
6. "...Mr. French man." - | MP3 | WAV

Ned Flanders

1. "That's a dilly of a pickle." - | MP3 | WAV
2. "Hey Homie, I can see your doodles." - | MP3 | WAV
3. "Okily dokily." - | MP3 | WAV
4. "Fraid so, infinity plus one." - | MP3 | WAV
5. "What can I diddily-do you-for?" - | MP3 | WAV
6. "Ohhh, indeedily-doodily." - | MP3 | WAV
7. "Roger doger." - | MP3 | WAV
8. "Hi dily hey." - | MP3 | WAV
9. "I'm the devil." - | MP3 | WAV

Mr. Monty Burns

1. "Pish Posh." - | MP3 | WAV
2. "What in blue blazes...?" - | MP3 | WAV
3. "...kiss my sorry butt goodbye." - | MP3 | WAV
4. "...get my pants off." - | MP3 | WAV
5. "...give you the plague." - | MP3 | WAV

Miscellaneous

1. Robert Gulah - "Are you sure this is the casino?" - | MP3 | WAV
2. Gramps - "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch." - | MP3 | WAV
3. Gramps - "Latex Condom." - | MP3 | WAV
4. Nelson - "Ha, ha." | MP3 | WAV
5. Kent Brockman - "...his report puts the blame squarely on you." - | MP3 | WAV
6. Kent Brockman - "A new mood..." - | MP3 | WAV
7. Krusty - "Can I play hemoroid suffer..." - | MP3 | WAV
8. Krusty - Laughing - | MP3 | WAV
9. Krusty - "Watch my show..." - | MP3 | WAV
10. Krusty - "I'll just be sitting here..." - | MP3 | WAV
11. Krusty - "I could pull a better cartoon outa my..." - | MP3 | WAV
12. Lisa - "It's called lice..." - | MP3 | WAV
13. Lisa - "The Fox network has sunk..." - | MP3 | WAV
14. Marge - "HOMER, are you planning..." - | MP3 | WAV
15. Troy McClurel - "What we all came to see..." - | MP3 | WAV
16. Krusty - "Oohh, a party line..." - | MP3 | WAV
17. Pricipal Skinner - Theme Song - | MP3 | WAV
18. Pricipal Skinner - "It's already wiped out the..." - | MP3 | WAV
19. Lunch Lady Doris - "Your testicles need more iron." - | MP3 | WAV
20. Groundskeeper Willie - "If elected Mayor..." - | MP3 | WAV