Sounds from Flight of the Conchords
Flight of the Conchords is a quirky television comedy series on HBO about two musicians from New Zealand. The series stars Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement, as themselves. The humor is subtle but brilliant. Murray (played by Rhys Darby) and Mel (played by Kristen Schaal) are just perfectly cast and of course Dave (played by Arj Barker) is Dave. We love this show and routinely watch the reruns on Netflix and HBOGO.
Jemaine
- "Yeah, I suppose I do talk about getting with..." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Why would I stand next to big magnets, Murray?" - | MP3 | WAV
- "Just join the band." - | MP3 | WAV
- "In fact, I kinda think you ruined my phone." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Height of rudeness." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Uhh, I was hoping to dress something like Prince." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Yoko." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Oh no I didn't." - | MP3 | WAV
Bret
- "Is it because I ran off and left you..." - | MP3 | WAV
- "I was very scared." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Yeh, I'll throw this sandwich in your face..." - | MP3 | WAV
- "See ya later, d*ckheads." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Now she wants to have sex." - | MP3 | WAV
Murray
- "Yet, almost everyday a New Zealander is mugged." - | MP3 | WAV
- "I won't say goodbye. I don't feel like it." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Okay guys, band meeting." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Brett shouldn't have a girlfriend. Did he listen?" - | MP3 | WAV
- "What about peace? Is she in to peace?" - | MP3 | WAV
- "I've never seen such bad behavior in one of my meetings." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Don't be suck a d*ckhead." - | MP3 | WAV
- "You've never be interested in bands anyway." - | MP3 | WAV
- "You'er the d*ckhead, Brett." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Ginger balls." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Uhh, what are you? On your way to a d*ck meeting?" - | MP3 | WAV
- "We shouldn't even be arguing infront of the map." - | MP3 | WAV
Mel
- "Did you hear that, Doug?" - | MP3 | WAV
- "Ah man. The car could jut burst into flames..." - | MP3 | WAV
- "What are you going to do to me ?Do it, no don't." - | MP3 | WAV
- "It's nice for Brett to have a girlfriend. Is she stupid? - | MP3 | WAV
Dave
- "Just flip him the bird." - | MP3 | WAV
- "That's the bird." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Well, you guys are in America now. There's a lot of Predijism here." - | MP3 | WAV
- "They don't like you either." - | MP3 | WAV
- "I think you gotta use honesty here." - | MP3 | WAV
- "Then I just gave it to them, hard." - | MP3 | WAV
Flight of the Conchords - MP3's
(from
conchords.net)
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- Flight of the Conchords Theme - | MP3 | WAV